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Topics: John McCain, Viagra

Friday, 29 August 2008

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Presidential hopeful, John McCain, was seriously injured at his Billings, Montana home last night when a closetful of Viagra fell on top of him.

Rescue was delayed for more than six hours because his medical alert alarm did not indicate which of his twenty homes he was buried in. Once he was located, however, extrication was said to have been swift and he was life-flighted to St. Melchior Medical Center in Billings.

Injuries were said to be serious, but not life-threatening, according to a hospital spokesperson.

Twelve hours later, a news conference was held at McCain's hospital bedside. Surrounding him were a team of healthcare professionals, Republican syncophants, and his seemingly discomfitted wife, Cindy McCain. Mr. McCain appeared jovial, despite one leg in traction, one arm in a sling, and mottled, liver-spotted skin that still had the tiny imprints of millions of Viagra pills.

When asked why there was a closet full of Viagra, Mr. McCain responded, "Viagra? What Viagra?"

When Mrs. McCain was asked why her husband had a closet full of Viagra, Mrs. McCain responded, "Husband? What husband?"

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