Repub Candie Johnny McC shocked thw world by conceding defeat after watching the Democratic Convention in Denver. McCain attended every moment of the convention disguised first as a cowboy, then as a construction worker and finally as an Indian chief. The covert operation was originally designed to gather intelligence about the enemy.
McCain told TheSpoof.com that there was too much eloquence and intelligence for one Republican to gather. He lamented the incredible abundance of really smart and creative people with big hearts and fine minds at the Democratic Convention.
"How can I go to the Republican Fiasco and listen to Bush's Neanderthal gruntings and, though I, love my wife, how could I allow the dear alcohol heiress and recovering pill popper to be compared to the brilliant, articulate and let's face it, hot mamma Mrs Obama!"