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Wednesday, 26 May 2004

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George W. Bush: "Now iss der time on Shprockets ven ve danss!"

On May 10, Spoof reporter Dan Bristol submitted an article in which President George W. Bush is reported to have admitted to reporters during a press conference "I'm an asshole."

We regret to inform our readers that this was, in fact, a misprint. The President did not admit to being an asshole as ealier reported. The President's exact words were, "I'm a fucking asshole."

We would like to apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

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