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Tuesday, 26 August 2008

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Denver, Colorado - (Fetid Ass Mess): "The whole thing stinks to high heaven of yet another Ratzinger alien implant," Dave Skank, political editor of LA FagHagSlagMag, said today as Barack 'B.O.' Obama schmoozed his Opus Dei Veep in front of a credulous and ecstatic Democratic Convention capacity audience.

Joe Biden has been on NATO military intelligence and UN Security Council corruption dossiers for the last 40 years after DNA tests proved positive that he is the bastard secondborn son of George Bush Senior, real name Frank Geli, eldest son of Hitler's Pope, Pius XII.

"And Obama is the spawn of Geli's other bastard son," Skank continued, "whose glittering career in the IRA Army Council culminated with UK Prime Monster Tony Blair publishing the intelligence (sic) on Saddam's WMD capabilities back in 2002."

Sen Edward Kennedy is a lying, cheating bastard.

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