Written by Zander Kaufman
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Topics: Women, Scientists

Wednesday, 26 May 2004

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In a new government study released today that show new facts that lead scientists to believe that short men and women die poor and lonely. This comes a week after a report showed tall people die younger then others.

"yes it's a fact the tall die younger as much as ten years." said Robert Franks head scientist for the international council for the Permanently Fucked.

The short have showed poor leadership skills due to their short stature. "There passed over all the time, They also show very poor social skills, hence they die poor and lonely" said Franks.

Franks who is five foot two says that he gets passed over all the time. "When I walk in the mall he always get kicked in the stomach, by little kids." Said Franks.

Government study's show that taller men have an advantage in the work place, the often get promoted faster the short people. "people think that their natural leaders" said Franks.

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