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Tuesday, 26 August 2008

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Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot, who was just discovered in the Georgia wilderness recently.

When asked why he chose the "hairy handed gent?", McCain replied: "he has better hair than Joe Biden, so what if he's a hoax, have you not been watching American politics the last 20 years? Besides, unlike me, the man, or whatever he is, knows how many houses he owns. And, violating Borat's wife is the only youthful indiscretion he has to answer for".

When informed that Bigfoot is estimated to be hundreds of years old, McCain responded: "I won't hold his youth and inexperience against him".

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