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Monday, 25 August 2008

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Goodie Goodling, consort of the Dark Lord Rove

The burning of witches has been the rule in places like Salem, Massachusetts but that rule has changed. Once the Justice department hiring practices were put in the hands of witch Goodie Goodling, consort of dark Lord Rove and his evil henchmen, the execution fires were turned on the poor and the sojourner.

A coven of worlock and witch judges were appointed with no regard to qualifications. The only test to be passed was an ideological blind allegiance to the Neoconservative hate list. And the top of that list is held by poor undocumented immigrants. Goodling's legion has persecuted South, Central and Mexican people who used to be poor and tired enough to be welcomed by Lady Liberty.

But in Bush's America, the former proud melting pot has been transformed into a bubbling cauldron full of bleach and white is the only color red state American will allow!

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