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Sunday, 24 August 2008

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Washington AC/DC: (Twin Towers Mess): Of all the sanctimonious, colluding, whitewashing, thirty pieces of silver grabbing, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-arse, cover-up bandits ever to slime their way into the Senate as bona fide Democtrats - ok, ok, excluding IRA chief apologist Teddy Kennedy - Joe Biden surely takes the biscuit.

That is the gist of this week's LA FagHagSlagMag editorial which reports that the Senator from Delaware is an Opus Dei stooge.

"Biden's Prime Directive has always been to cover up the fact that Ronald Reagan was a rapacious pedo who gorged himself in Hollywood on the flesh of minors," editor Dave Skank said today.

"His sole raison d'etre in the Senate Judiciary Comittee has been to guarantee cover-ups about Reagan.

"Particularly those about him being rewarded by the Vatican with a Papal Knighthood for standing by Hitler's Pope's son Frank Geli - the cold war impostor who took on the ID and persona of his Veep, George Bush Senior."

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