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Sunday, 24 August 2008

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Republican hopeful John McCain who recently forgot how many mansions he sponges off his rich second wife attack Barack Obama for having four fireplaces.

McCain denounced Obama as an environmentalist hypocrite for his quartet of fireplaces: "The Demo candie talks a good game about saving the planet, you know, er, earth but then he turns around and buys a house with four fireplaces. Some studies suggest that BH Obama may be one of the leading causes of air pollution in the Chicago area!"

Obama spokesperson Chicago Fire Chief Smokey O'Leary told the spoof.pyr that Obama's four fireplaces did in fact exist but that were never used for actual fires. Good father that Barry is he is just trying to maximize the chances that Santeria will be able to deliver his little girls' Kwanza gifts on Chanukah!

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