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Sunday, 24 August 2008

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McCain sometimes forgets not to associate with losers

Repub candie Johnny McC who divorced his cancer- ridden first wife to marry beer billionaire Cindy Hensley was asked how many houses he owns and the senior Senator from Arizona went blank. Campaign physician, Gerron Tologist told the spoof.aarp that the exhaustive battery of tests on the potential next president revealed a rare type of dementia called Mansions Alzheimer.

The memory disorder was first identified by Professor Manny Mansions of Inmyfathershouse Olvidarian Research Facility in Drawnablanc, Florida. Professor Mansions believes that some forgetting can be associated with guilt:" Perhaps the Senator cannot remember how many houses his second wife gave him because he is trying to forget how he walked out of his first house leaving behind his suffering first wife."

Republican party elders who could remember Ronald Reagan told reporters that as long as MC what ever his name is knew his own name and the difference between movies and real life, he was miles ahead of Ronnie whatchamacallhim!

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