The favorite grocery store for the Obamas was a secret up until now. It turns out to be Plagiar Joe's, the world's most popular plagiarist!
The store is the ultimate insiders' store for DC shoppers, as it turns out. It is somewhat a reminder of the famous Nixon Checkers' Speech, you thought you said bye to Biden when he plagiarized a speech, but no, he keeps coming back for more.
He is noted for his genius in changing a word in a popular British speech from "Were our fathers thick?" to "Were our fathers dense?", in a move to make the speech his famous speech in America. Of course, he thought Americans were too dense to figure it out.
The store features goods that look just look goods produced elsewhere, but with Plagiar Joe's name on them. It turns out B.O. has been taking lessons from Biden for several months, as Hillary had proved he plagiarized a speech himself from someone during the primaries.