Denver CO, 18 August 2008: Move On (dot) Org announced today that their new pharmaceutical company HarMonica Inc will be releasing a non-prescription drug called MOVE. The product release is timed to coincide with the Democratic Party Convention being held here in one week.
MOVE is an FDA approved designer drug for Liberal politicians who are full of it, full of themselves or need a catharsis of their rhetorical souls. Free samples of MOVE will be given to the approximately 5000 Super Delegates, Delegates, speakers and attendees as they enter the Convention Center each day.
MOVE will become activated immediately following long winded convention speeches by John Edwards (has been cancelled due to family problems), former President Bill Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, the Vice Presidential Nominee and the Presumptive Presidential Nominee Senator Barack Obama.
Adequate facilities have been provided, including one million rolls of toilet paper (recycled), as the speakers and convention attendees are expected to MOVE ON.