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Topics: Iraq, John McCain

Monday, 18 August 2008

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FR Fred gave MCC the penance of spending time with the mentally disabled

Mea Culpas and breast beating resounded through the US Capitol like the Pedophile Penitential Rite in the Vatican. Repub Candie Johnny McC in a rare moment of lucidity remembered that he had blamed the 2002 anthrax attack on Congress on the Iraqis. He acknowledged that this was just one of many pieces of bad information upon which he based his war cry that has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands Iraqis and many of McCain's fellow Americans.

"I'm so sorry!" McCain told the spoof online confessor, AskFrFred44Giveness," but in my family we have been sending innocent citizens to their death since 1776!"

Joining McCain in the confessional mood has been the FBI. It seems that the Federal Bureau of Instigation after exhausting all foreign leads hounded a US scientist into mental illness and now will pay him millions of dollars. That's because they have discovered maybe the real US scientist guilty of the anthrax attack but since they persecuted him until he killed himself, I guess we'll never know.

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