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Sunday, 17 August 2008

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The Alien Talks To Mr. Fish

Springfield PA-- A space alien has supposedly been discovered in the frozen food department of a local Poke N Toke supermarket today. It is described as green, three inches tall, with a remarkable resemblance to a piece of frozen broccoli. The alien speaks fluent English. It was discovered by the store manager, Mr. Fish, and several startled customers.

The alien told Mr. Fish it is from the planet Spoof and it was conducting intergalactic research on frozen zucchinis and succotash. The alien was quite talkative and spoke at length with Mr. Fish and stunned customers. The friendly, little alien knows the future and spoke for several hours before jumping into a microwave oven.

Mr. Fish just happened to be carrying a video recorder and captured some of the conversation, although the tape did malfunction at certain crucial times. Mr. Fish said the green alien gave great detail about the future. It knows who the next president will be, how the stock market will do and all the state lottery numbers for the next year.

Mr. Fish says the curious can go to the Poke N Toke website for more complete information. There is a $10.00 access charge for the website and the website is for entertainment purposes only. Budget minded customers may like to buy frozen broccoli for $3.99 with a coupon.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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