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Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Genuine Big Foot Poop

Methistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - It has only been a few days since the discovery of a real Big Foot and already there are reports of Big Foot items for sale on cyber auctions.

Some items up for sale via the bidding process are bits and pieces of a plastic bottle of Viagara found in Big Foot's man purse. The highest bid on one of these small pieces was already up to $714 with six days left in the auction.

Some of the auction administrators report that they have received demands to have these items removed from their auction sites. They have refused to stop these auctions and will allow them to continue as long as no laws are broken.

Scientists examining Big Foot have received phone calls and emails asking that the man purse be put up for auction. Some observers speculate that the man purse could fetch money in the seven figure range. The scientist in charge of the Big Foot research is Dr. Povenmire Finootch. Dr. Finootch told reporters that it might be a good idea to auction off the Sasquatch man purse in order to raise money for new equipment for the research facility at the Mount Palomar Astronomical Campus in California.

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