Tennessee - (Fundamentalist Ass Mess): FLDS nutter Joyce McKinney, 69, who entered the record books by having her pet God's Rottweiler pup cloned by madcap Korean scientists, is on Tennessee's Most Wanted List on buggery charges related to funding a false leg for her whorse.
Court officials in Carter County have confirmed conspiracy to commit buggery, 'contributing to the delinquency of a miner' and absconding from legal proceedings.
"Sure, these are unusual charges," attorney Dave Sprockett told the press today, "but then she's running to be Ron Paul's Veep."
FBI sources say that procuring a false leg for a whorse isn't exactly a criminal offense, "but buggering about with miners to finance the whole sordid escapade certainly is."
The former beauty queen's past is mired in a bizarre and disturbing BDS&M sex scandal back in 1978.
Ron Paul is 81.