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Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Interest groups, cults, sensitivity sessions and support systems have been joining the Presidential campaign in droves. Hawaiians, Indonesians and Africans have all flocked to the Obama fold in an ethnic entourage. But one group has driven itself beyond normal endurance for the Republican Candidate John McCain.

Masochists for McCain on its website found on the SnM blogosphere calls upon all members and interested pain lovers to join the McCain campaign:

"If you loved suffering through Reagan's most senile moments when he thought his movie roles were real life accomplishments and you basked in the futile flubs of Papa Bush ,only to lavish you in Baby Bush's eight year torture chamber...then, Johnny McC is the McMan for you! He skillfully combines Ronnie's dementia with Bush Sr's economic ignorance and raises you Junior's arrogance and bellicosity! If you love pain, then join us in bringing on the Scourge from Scottsdale. Have we got another four years of tears and torment4U!"

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