Tallahassee, Florida (IPP) - John McCain startled the political world today when he picked Jeb Bush to be his Vice Presidential candidate.
Jeb Bush is the brother of George W. Bush and was the last governor of Florida. Jeb has been staying in Tallahassee in order to help Florida Governor Charlie Crist run things for a while.
Crist was recently beaten up outside a gay bar by angry members of Gays Against God (GAG) who say that Charlie is not gay enough for their tastes. GAG members hate the fact that Charlie attends church occasionally and some speculate that they are furious that McCain has promised to put the Florida' Governors face on the new three dollar bill soon to be issued by the US Mint.