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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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White Working Class Voters can't resist pussy!

Obama has had trouble reaching the white working class voter in both the primary and now the general election campaign.

Hillary hit homeruns with that niche group and McCain's advisors seem to have figured out why. Krawl Ovary, a former intern to Bush's brain suggested that the Arizona Grand Canyon State Senator who is older than the Grand Canyon employ a campaign slogan that would suck in the WWCV.

"Maybe, just maybe the reason the WWCV went for Hillary was they were attracted to, as Hamlet would say:" country matters": Ms Ovary told TheSpoof.com. So was born the "Country First" McCain campaign slogan.

Political experts point out that white male voters are irresistibly drawn to the cunt. Any mention of the syllable gets those boys in a rut according to the Political Understanders Seeking Suggestions (PUSS)

"McCain has found the way to a white working class man's hard on", according to PUSS spokespuss V.J.J. Wettland.

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