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Topics: Barack Obama, Oil

Thursday, 21 August 2008

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Life long Republican pick up truck driving red neck plans on voting for Obama

Barack Obama reversed himself twice in a single policy proposal. Obama has been a firm supporter of the affirmative action policies for minorities that got him his education and a concerned environmentalist who has opposed off-shore drilling.

To the surprise of supporters and political observers, the Democratic hopeful found a way to nuance his way around both lifelong beliefs.

Obama explained to TheSpoof.com:

"Since the current fuel crisis has caused the sell-off of so many gas-guzzling pick up trucks, the remaining red neck drivers of Ford 150's and Chevy Pick ups have now become a minority group. By my life long belief in affirmative action, I have no other choice except to support off- shore drilling of oil to help this poor underprivileged minority. But I promise the American people that as soon as this group gains a just status with the rest of Americans we will end this temporary advantage!"

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