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Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Three cleavages are better than none!

John McCain in a vane attempt at shaking the GOP (Grandpa Old Poopiepants) stigma of old age and incontinence has decided to pack his stable, er, ticket with some celebrity hotties. Political commentators have been unanimous in their positive evaluation of McCain's bold move:

Foxy Grandpa of FUX News called it a stroke of genius. He said that McCain will certainly get the d-dirty old man vote with this line up. CSOB correspondent, Connie Lingus believes that MCCain has out celebritied celebrity Obama.She claimms that when McCain and his girls go to Berlin there will be 2 million gawkers.

McCain himself told reporters that he knew the campaign was missing something and one night while watching dreamsmoveme.cum, it came...to me: "What do I have that Obama doesn't? Cleavage! And if I can bring three cleavages on board.. he won't have a chance!"

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