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Monday, 18 August 2008

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George Michael sans beard

A brand-new promotional video recorded by the sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to be released in September features the ex-pop star George Michael without his trademark camp beard.

Mr Michael, who is the partner of Kenny Goss, the former Dallas cheerleader coach, has long-held an interest in prancing about with few clothes on, and is excited about his role in the film, although he would have preferred it if there had been more men involved.

He tells in an interview in NFL Magazine how the video came about:

"Kenny thought it might be a good publicity stunt, but said that I should lose the beard. I feel naked without it, which is how I like to walk about in public!"

Michael was arrested back in 1998 for propositioning a policeman in a public toilet in Beverly Hills, and later made a video about it called Suck Your Cock?. The propositioned policeman that day, Marcelo Rodriguez, will also appear in the video, in a 'supporting role'.

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