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Topics: George W. Bush, Dogs

Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Aspiring Dogcatcher Croaksemwell was tickled pink as a sow's teats

With the lowest approval ratings of his entire failed Presidency, GWB is being avoided by Republican candidates like a rat during the Black Plague. He slinks in and out of towns and cities with respectable candidates conveniently out of town and sometimes out of the hemisphere lest they be contaminated by W's infected Bushit.

The one exception has been the Republican hopefuls for the post of village dogcatchers. All over America, aspiring canine captivators, the PC term for pet euthanizers, which is the PC term for the animal exterminators, have been welcoming the support and fundraising from the failure- in- chief.

Gunther Croaksemwell of the Happy Sleep Animal Rest in Peace Home of Happy Sleep, Kentucky told thespoof fertilizer producer and animal rights activist that he was "tickled pink as a mama sow's teats" to have W campaign and fundraise for him. Croaksemwell went on to explain: "We're kinda in the same bizniz...Bush, of course, is the pro...he's put more livin creatures to sleep than I could ever hope to kill. So when Mr Death hisself comes to town to tout my killin ablities. Well, shucks, I'm just...well, tickled pink!"

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