(NBC) - The No Barack Criticism network (a.k.a. NBC) has released an amazing survey. According to the NBC survey Barack Obama has now opened a 100-0 lead over John McCain. When asked about this turn of events Barack Obama replied "really? Even my Grandmother will vote for me now?"
The NBC survey was conducted during a Code Pink anti-war protest at Berkley University. All three respondents said "oh-bama baby" in perfect harmony while wearing Pink "Bring Home the Troops" T-shirts made in China and drinking imported French water from environment destroying plastic bottles made in Taiwan.
When asked about the accuracy of the survey and the extremely small survey sampling NBC News pollster I. M. Bias replied "shut up you war mongering racist" then drove away in his Mercedes SUV while singing "Moonlight Over Paris".