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Friday, 25 July 2008

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Bush and McCain's Surge required lots of these surge-ons

Elder elder, John McCain has been seen wandering around campaign headquarters mumbling the words surge, surge , surge over and over again. In a recent speech to seventeen WWI veterans, he recounted how he had told Washington while crossing the Delaware: Surge! Grant at Vicksburg: Surge! Teddy Roosevelt on San Juan Hill: Surge!

McCain is reported to not be able to believe that his surge has allowed Obama his withdrawal. He told fifteen Sopanish American war dead: " When I say surge, we surge and keep surging whether the war is over or not. There must be no withdrawal, only surges.

Obama is rumored to begin calling his withdrawal from Iraq :" The Surge Homeward!" Sources close to McCain said that the candidate told his advisers that that's something he could vote for.

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