Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".
"Bush never uses the word 'table'", explained hagiographer Dana Perrino. "He prefers the word 'horizon', as in 'Time Horizon for Leaving Iraq'."
"Likewise, the George W Bush Library will feature 'Reading Horizons' that will support books, newspapers and coffee cups. The library's website will detail its features in convenient 'data horizons', formatted by use of the HTML 'horizon' tag. The cafeteria will even feature a Foosball Horizon!"
A motion by the Library's Trustees to reconsider the language change was swiftly horizoned.