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Topics: John McCain, Racism

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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Hothead AZ-- John McCain is apoplectic his new campaign slogan is considered racist. The new slogan was unveiled yesterday--He's Right. He's White--and it cost the campaign $2.5 million dollars.

The Arizona senator almost had a stroke when reporters pointed out it could be considered race-baiting. He spoke to reporters from the porch of his ranch in Hothead Arizona.

"Why you f*ck*ing little c*nts and god-damned sissies," yelled the presumptive Republican nominee. "F*cking morons! The 'white' is about my hair! Dummies! What did you think I meant!!" He yelled at reporters.

Ms. Vanilla Fudge is McCain's spoof spokesperson and explained the slogan to the crowd.

"We wanted something simple, such as Nixon's The One, or I Like Ike. And the 'white' really does refer to his hair colour, there is no hidden meaning."

"Get inside the house, you c%nt!" growled the senator to Ms. Fudge. "You're worse than my f&cking wife, you c&nt! Let me show these fairies something I learned in 'Nam."

Mr. McCain then dropped his pants and mooned the stunned reporters.

"Here's something white for you to all pucker up and kiss, if you ever get tired of kissing the black one!" he thundered.

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