Baghdad, Iraq - (Toxic Ass Mess): White House wannabe Barack Obama has reassured Iraqi Prime Monster Newry Al Malarky he will quit Prozac and detox "within 24 hours" on the natural high of becoming US President in response to German magazine rumors about a 16 month withdrawal timetable.
Obama is on an Iraqi fuck-finding mission after someone in the Pentagon grassed up his antidepressant usage on the internet.
Berlin's Der Spiegel-Fritzl-Fuherer magazine had claimed Obama was keeping his Fluoxetine use secret in a similar quiet arrangement to George W Bush's sweetheart deal with Congress.
This deleted any mention of his hystery of cocaine, heroin, LSD, crack, crystal meth, marijuana, amphetamine, mescalin, opium, ketamine and alcohol abuse.
In return Ken Lay eventually took the rap for Enron, Bernie Ebbers for Worldcom, Martha Stewart for Martha Stewart Omni-asshole and Eliot Spitzer for Opus Dei brothels in the Big Apple.