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Sunday, 20 July 2008

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991!

Whitey confronted at his ocean front home in Eastham where he was seen tending some unmarked graves in his backyard.Hillary reacting to O'Reilly on Fox News and hearing that Whitey has surfaced and will tell all!

Fox news has learned that the elusive alleged killer and head of the alleged Irish mafia, has been hiding in plain sight, living a sedate life on the beach at Eastham, Ma. in a modest 6500 square foot ocean front estate, while periodically commuting to his no show state job as tunnel quality control officer for the BIG DIG, usually on pay day every second Friday, having lunch with his brother the former state Democratic majority leader and President of U Mass ,at Peter's Steak House.

When confronted by an associate producer from O'Reilly's news show, who himself was on vacation on Cape Cod, Bulger seemed resigned, and even happy his days of hiding were over. "it's time to come out of the closet ,"he said, " I really don't have to run anymore anyway. The FBI offered me an even better deal than the last one once I told them I had also been a fund raiser for the Democrats since I 'disappeared' a few years ago." After having corrupted 60% of the FBI's Boston field office before he disappeared over a decade ago, the Bulger name has been a sore spot with the FBI who even refused to put his picture in a US post office such was the chagrin.

Bill Walsh, of Tv's Most Wanted, said he wanted to do a profile on the case but he was told by the FBI, Senator Ted Kennedy, and Financial Chairman Barney Frank, that Whitey Bulger was "a myth" who never really existed and was a figure made up by the Massachusetts Republican Party in an attempt to discredit the ruling Democratic dictatorship. Walsh expressed shock and outrage today when contacted by Fox, and said he would follow up on the breaking story. Walsh was quoted as saying" that if those people lied to me I'll be revisiting Massachusetts' other bridge tragedy with Ted, and hemorrhoids will be the least of Barney's problems."

Bulger also claimed he had been on the run all these years after former President Bill Clinton had reneged on a deal for a last minute pardon during the waning days of the Clinton administration. "I'm a guy who doesn't forget," Bulger said," just because he got away with f*********g all those other people in the White House, doesn't mean he can F******with Whitey......I know where ALL the bodies are buried!"

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