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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 19 July 2008

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'What do you mean, Europeans are smart? Didn't they lose their American colonies?'

Today Barack Obama left the United States, and went to the places that really count in the election. First stop was Israel, where Americans send billions of tax dollars for no reason, except to become poorer, and make Israelis richer. Then it was Iraq, a British oil colony that Americans are dying to keep going.

After that, the brave candidate visited Jordan, that exists to stop the Palestinians get any power, and thus protect the Israelis, who love all the dollars that Americans send them, followed by Germany, who milked America for 40 years during the Cold War.

After that it was France, who created much of the world, and much of North America, and certainly need a Hawaiian-Afro-American lawyer twit to tell them how to run the world for hundreds of years. And finally it was Great Britain, where the people were either laughing at Americans, and stealing their money, or were yawning, and wondering why the USA even bothers to have elections, as it's a foregone conclusion that an English-speaking cretin will be the next President.

1776 is 232 years old today, when will it grow up?

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