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Saturday, 19 July 2008

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Sure, I'll dance. Just put the money in my clevage.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, costing them more than $50,000 a year.

More money has gone on first class flights with her entire entourage, staying in £6,500 a night hotel suites and spending £30,000 in a WINE store in Moscow whilst there hosting the MTV Movie Awards.

A spokesperson for the Hiltons said, 'Paris has spent more than she should've in the past 5 years and now her family is paying for it. If she spends much more her family WILL go bankrupt.'

Has the heir-head finally ruined the family name?

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