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Saturday, 19 July 2008

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Dyke and Butch McCain's Honeymoon hotel

Recently Repub Candie Johnny McC told the nation that he was opposed to gay adoption. As McCain has learned throughout this campaign every time he smooches the religious right cheek; the maverick left comes looking for some love.

Sure enough the Log Cabin Republicans, a gay group named after what they like to do with pancake syrup, objected to McCain's discriminatory position.

Thus, McCain in yet another reinvention announced that he and Cindy, his alcohol baroness 2nd wife, have decided to adopt a gay couple. The lucky pair appeared on the stage with their new adoptive parents and told the nation that they never thought two lesbians in their 50's would ever be so fortunate to become heirs overnight to a beer fortune.

When asked about their future plans, the newly weds said that they would be going on their honeymoon with a case of Mom's beer and a couple big bottles of Log cabin syrup.

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