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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 19 July 2008

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Obama told reporters that he has never liked his body better

In the now much regretted pimping of his children for a TV interview; viewers learned that even his children are aware that Daddy got some food issues. Now we have learned that the slim Democratic hopeful went to the gym three times in one day last week.

TheSpoof.com eating disorder expert, A. Menor Rhea told this reporter that these are tell tale signs of a problem.

Research into Obama's family revealed numerous starving people but the evidence was considered inconclusive since most lived in countries where there was no food.

Obama supporters found the revelation a reason for celebration. "You see! We told you he was perfect!" was the chant outside the 24-7 Gold's Gym where Obama is said to spend 24-7.

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