Citing "irreconcilable indifferences, his thing is way too small and other problems," Laura Bush has filed for divorce against King George the Dunce.
"I can't even find his you-know-what, his hands and fingers are stumpy and useless, and his tongue can't speak Spanish, let alone English or finding my magic button."
Mrs. Bush is asking for 5 billion dollars, 3/4 of the White House, and a court order against her twin daughters coming within a mile of her: "Let's face it. Jenna and Barbara are drunken drugged out whores, I deserve a large chunk of the Whitey House, and Dumya has enough stock and land and cash to feed a dozen Chinese armies."
Mrs. Bush has plans to open a driving school, "have an orgasm without a vibrator for the first time in ten years," and/or become a Democrat and work for John Kerry.