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Topics: Iraq, Dick Cheney

Monday, 14 July 2008

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Both wince alot

After four heart attacks, quadruple by pass surgery and two angioplasties, 67 year old Dick Cheney has been declared in relatively good health.

Doctors acknowledged that cardiac arrest and heart surgery often cause mental illness and dementia, "So no one should really be surprised by the paranoia, the sadism or the loss of depth perception while hunting", commented Cheney's personal physician, Hippocrates Oaf.

War-torn Iraq and Cheney have a lot in common according to an article in the New England Journal of Military and Heart Attacks:

"Both have suffered for no apparent reason, the vital center of each has been torn apart repeatedly, there is no foreseeable end to the crises and neither will get out of this alive!"

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