Amidst the thunderous applause of satirists, late night talk show hosts, and hack comedians everywhere, George Bush surprises none as he yet again does something stupid.
"We hardly even have to make up this stuff anymore." One satirist said. "We're pretty sure the next thing he plans to do is try to build the Death Star, or something like that." He paused and then turned to a nearby journalist, whispering, "Wait, has he done that yet?"
George Bush, who was once a semi-respected president in what now seems like some sort of bizarro world, seems to have all-but given up at this point. "Sometimes he can't even begin his speech." A self-proclaimed expert on Bush's growing stupidity said. "He just walks up to the podium and people burst out into laughter, half of them expecting his pants to fall down, while the other half suspects he'll to try and eat the microphones in front of him."
The sheer amount of articles about Bush being stupid was once rivalled by stories of Ronald McDonald being arrested or Michael Jackson molesting children, but recently he has regained his title of 'King Idiot' earlier this week. "I accept this award with great honor," Bush said at a press conference today. "And I also... Uh... Hey, this is the 'World's Coolest Prez' award show, right?"