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Friday, 11 July 2008

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Not completely naked, you'll note

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is only partly true.

The story was carried on TheSpoof.com, a site for wannabe writers of filth, supposition and innuendo, but enquiries from interested parties have been flooding in to the Texas Stadium offices, attempting to book the cheerleaders for social events.

Debbie Knockers, a leading cheerleader, said:

"It's only partly true. Yes, I am naked under my tiny bikini, but the amount of tittage that can be seen is negligible."

And to the claims that six of her team were to perform group sex during the halftime break in the match against last year's NFC East also-rans, the Philadelphia Eagles, on September 15th, Knockers tossed her head back, laughed and said:

"Gee, that part is true!"

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