Today, in Washington BS, Americans decided to abolish its monarchy. Speaking from Buckingwhite Palacehouse, King George Bush IV said: 'My fellow Abyssinians, for centuries Abyssinia has been ruled by the King Bushes, Clintons and Kennedys, now it's time to grow up and become a republic.'
Some have questioned this decision, as America has achieved so much since the British first colonised it, but of course they have yet to understand irony, and may do so as a republic. Senator Hillary 'Hitman' Clinton had this comment to make. 'I have this husband to make me famous, and so does Eva Braun.' And to gales of laughter, Adolf Clinton added: 'Ja, even we knew that monarchs are cowardly draft-dodgers, that explains why America has yet to win a single war, except in Hollywood films.'
The future of America is unsure, apart from being a regular target for British satirists, but at least it won't waste hundreds of millions of dollars in endless election campaigns, that lead to yet another cretinous President who can hardly speak like an adult.
George Washington is crying in his grave.