Provo Utah: The National Association of Gay Spouses (NAGS) announced today that a gay nudist colony, "Omega" has opened in this very conservative city.
An Omega spokesperson indicated that town officials were most cooperative when it came to the issuance of occupancy permits and liquor licenses. Omega caters only to married couples. Children or pets will not be accommodated. (The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has already brought suit over these restrictions.)
A full bevy of exercise equipment, spas, pools and sporting equipment are available to guests. Large grassy and treed areas (protection from prying paparazzi in helicopters) have been set aside for guests to just hang out, play Johnny on the pony or enjoy lawn darts. Evening activities include celebrity appearances by Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneras and Whoopi Goldberg.
Following the establishment of the economic viability of this flagship facility, others are being planed to open in Orange CA and Abilene TX.
The Omega facility has been rated four stars by AAA.