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Friday, 27 June 2008

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The man to call for "ghetto black change"

Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin Luther King I Have a Dream Speech.

As part of Senator Obama's call for change, he has stated that he wants to "ghettoize" Washington to celebrate the election of the first African-American President.

"Yes America, it is time we get dirty with Snoop Dogg. As a member of a gang myself, I understand the importance of a friendly group of well-knit youngsters. Therefore, as part of my plan of Ghetto Black Change, I call for the ghettoization of America; starting with building gangs in Washington and spreading them across the U.S."

Dead silence greeted Obama from the right-wing news section of Fox News and joyous yells and a few break-dancers saluted him from the left-wing section of CNN.

Obama also called for the "ghettoization" of laws. Instead of legalize, lawmakers under an Obama Administration will have to word all matters of legislation in "gangsta talk."

"The basic difference is that instead of saying something like "Mr. President" say "Mr. Mcfizzle my nizzle fo'rizzle Prez! Additionally, in all legislation lawmakers need to insert 'fizzle, nizzle, hizzle, shizzle, fo'rizzle, and bizzle' between every other word. This is just to promote the gangsta lifestyle and ghettoize congress."

"Fo' rizzle, America, I have a frizzlin' dream, and I rizzly want you to be a hizzlin' part of it. Americans, start today and call fo'rizzle ghetto black change in your bizzlin' neighborhood. Thank you America and have a fo'rizzlin' Goodnight!"

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