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Tuesday, 24 June 2008

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Miley will no longer be making use of this sign when she needs to pee.

Miley Cyrus has told new reporters that she will no longer be peeing in a toilet. She has decided to only use her pants.

Many are outraged at Miley's latest headline grabbing actions.

Miley said, "Well that's just too bad because this is my choice," and then peed herself.

The show Hannah Montana, on which Cyrus stars, is to be canceled soon and replaced with a new show.

Miley has joined the pants wetters and will soon have a website showing her peeing herself.

Some fans have joined Miley by peeing their pants at her concerts.

Miley has had a few accidents on stage but now they are no longer accidental; let's just say they are accidentally on purpose.

Pictures are already being posted all over the internet. This has just gone one step too far. Miley will soon be posing in diapers while peeing.

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