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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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Bulldozing For Christ

Following the 2006 Mid Term Elections the Democrats had constructed a commune on the Great Lawn in Washington D.C.

They dug a well and even had Fresh Water.

This Morning with a nod of his head Vice President Cheney gave the order and the commune was bulldozed into oblivion

It seems Cheney's company "Bulldozing for Christ " had been given a no bid contract by the Bush administration to fix the housing crisis by decreasing inventory thus increasing demand.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was fuming as she addressed the Press from the Home Depot Garden ( Formerly the Rose Garden) at the White House.

Pelosi "Wow Man -- This is a real bummer man -- I was crashing for the night in my hut when I hear this noise and the next thing I know the pigs are pulling me out, man!"

Bulldozing for Christ had no comment just a permit.

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