Loonyleftwingnutland: The television was tuned to the Fox News Channel and a commercial came on. I was about to grab the remote to change the channel to MSNBC (the other political view), when the ad's content caught my attention.
A sexy female (possibly feline) voice said, "please send $35.00 per month to take care of these homeless feral cats, as they need your support." I even get a picture of my very special cat. Now taking care of needy children here in the USA or abroad I understand, by sending $35.00 per month, but cats! Are there no more hungry children in the world? Has poverty been wiped out while I was watching American Idol?
When I was a lad growing up in the city these felines were called alley cats, not the politically correct term "Feral cats". They were chased using the word scat, managed to survive to produce litters of kittens every year and totally stunk up the place.
I would suggest that it is probably worth $35.00 per month to have these "feral cats" shipped to a foreign country where cat flambé, cat fricassee and cat burgers are a local delicacy. Oh by the way, if you have similar burning causes "please send $35.00 per month (cash, check, or credit card) to my website."