Written by Jim Montana
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Topics: John McCain, Tequila

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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Tila Tequila

In a move that had many Washington insiders scratching their heads Sen John McCain named Tila Tequila as his running mate for the 2008 election.

"Tila will make an excellent Vice President, she has her finger on the pulse of the heart of America and can really connect with the people," McCain said at a press conference to announce his decision.

Some in the political world truly believe that McCain had "truly lost his ever loving mind."

There is one bright side to John McCain's decision if he does not win the White Hose in November he has been offered a spot on next season of A Shot At Love.

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