President Bush Monday announced his plan to take the carpet in the Oval Office with him.
The plan, which is being called Operation Berber Carpet, will allow President Bush to enter the Oval Office, destroy the furniture allowing the carpet to be freed and remove it from office. When asked about his exit plan Bush responded by saying "this is a necessary move in order to prevent the terrorist from winning," followed shortly after by, "what exit plan?"
Bush went on to explain that the key to this entire plan was to create a distraction allowing him to invade the Oval Office and liberate the carpet.
It is rumored that Bush plans on invading the state of Montana and laying claim to the sheep supply over there, can you imagine fabric for $5 a foot. If you remember President Clinton had a similar plan when he left office, only his involved a cigar box.