Dressed in a pure white toga, the former US President now known as Billius Clintonensis proposed to the American public a new model of leadership.
"The Roman republic received great leadership from the triumvirate and I believe this is the time for the Republic of the US of A to try out the three headed monster."
Democratic party advisors are greatly divided over the proposal. Cicero, Illinois Democratic Party boss, Vito Cicerone advised: "Only one Don can rule at a time. Don Bill had his time and he blew it or should I sat that he got blown... His goomada is long gone and the wife came as close to coming as ever an Illini tight ass can come. Give the mulanyam a chance... I know Sicilianos who are darker than Obama!"