New York, New York (IPP) - Obama told reporters this afternoon that he has picked Mad TV's Miss Swan as his choice for the Vice Presidential candidate.
He explained to reporters that everyone loves Miss Swan and that his choice is a no brainer and furthermore she has all of the characterisitcs required to balance out the Democratic ticket in that she is white, a female, and has a face recognition going for her.
Miss Swan was asked by reporters about what her thoughts were about Obama and she replied, "I will tell you EVERRYTING in one sentence- He looka like a man".
"What about Hillary?", they asked and she replied, "she looka like man."
She had reporters laughing so hard that they were in tears and holding their sides and they never did get around to asking where she stands on the issues. She seems to be able to do this without trying.
Some observers believe this is the very reason Obama picked her out. He believes he can disarm the Iranians and the North Koreans by simply sending Miss Swan to their countries to do all of the anti-nuclear proliferation negotiations that are so sorely needed. After Miss Swan is done dealing with them they will beg to be allowed to comply and will most likely throw in bonus concessions that were not even asked for.
There are rumors circulating that Obama will call on the folks from Monty Python and ask them to serve as his advisors but again this is only considered to be a rumor so far as there has been no confirmation forthcoming from the Obama camp.