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Monday, 2 June 2008

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Now, wash your hands!

Washinton DC (IPP) - A late season cold front broke numerous weather records last night as an Arctic front reached as far south as Virginia and blanketed the White House and surrounding areas with six inches of snow.

George W. Bush was walking his dog in the early morning hours and noticed that someone had witten "GW Sucks" in big yellow letters in the snow.

The President called the secret service and demanded that they get to the bottom of this scandal as soon as possible.

An hour later the secret service advised the President that they had good and bad news to report.

The good news was that it was determined that it was Obama's urine that was used to write the message in the snow. The bad news was that it was Laura Bush's handwriting.

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