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Monday, 2 June 2008

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The new mental asylum

Today the White House was suddenly converted into a mental asylum for seriously disturbed but also rich patients.

No longer will it be the base of the most powerful country in the world, but merely a place where schizophrenics and delusional people can be treated, and be kept safely away from the public.

Its first inmate is the son of a very powerful politician, and his father had this to say about putting him in the house: 'It had to be done, we couldn't watch him acting like some sort of chimpanzee on drugs any more, he needs all the help he can get.'

The patient's wife said: 'It couldn't go on, he couldn't eat properly, and kept talking in tongues and falling over.'

More patients are expected to arrive soon, including another politician who thinks she's a time traveller, and keeps making weird faces at people, and a Senator who does nothing except impersonate John F Kennedy all day long.

White House gardener, Ronald Reagan, said: 'So the place is just carrying on as it's done since I became President! Pass me that spade, Chancy.'

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