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Monday, 2 June 2008

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"Obama?!...Yo Mama!"

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to the White house this nation has ever seen.

Taking a different route to advance her own chances of getting closer to her goal as an ex-first lady to gain a better position as America's first woman Commander-In-Chief, Hillary showed a new fervor for the long-suffering Obama campaign.

Then, she woke up and gave out a loud cackle,..."NOT!"

What a pain in the ass. Headline should read..."Clinton Fricken' Conceited"

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